Dumb, dumber, dumbest

So, I've been watching World's Dumbest (a show on TruTV). I've been amazed on how stupid people can get, and that is what prompted this thread. So, discuss dumb stuff and the like. Honestly, I laugh at the robbers who get attacked by the cashiers.

I love that show It's amazing how stupid some of those people can be.

It's funny, because during class one day, this guy was talking about how he drifted into a deep ditch (cause it's the south) and basically LAUNCHED himself into a tree. That's when I realized that I actually saw the same exact thing happen on that show while I was watching it. So I told him that, and he was like "So that was what the car behind me was doing."
He was actually serious. One of my classmates was on that show. The entire class laughed their asses off.

Thar, please don't tell me that he was proud of being on that show. That would be messed up.

Striker wrote:Thar, please don't tell me that he was proud of being on that show. That would be messed up.

Amerika, dude. Land of the careless. Home of the daring.

Haven for the stupid. Oh wait, it isn't cause we laugh at all stupidity.

Stupidity is probably the most comedic aspect of our society. It makes us lifeless nerds look like entrepreneurs.

Indeed. You know the clip of tjebrobber robbing gas station store, but ended up giving back the money in a futile attempt to get away? Why would you give the money back?

Striker wrote:Indeed. You know the clip of tjebrobber robbing gas station store, but ended up giving back the money in a futile attempt to get away? Why would you give the money back?

Because he's smart, ironic as that sounds. Think about it: If he kept the money, he'd be caught anyway and would be charged for a greater offense.

But when he found a way out, he tried taking the money back, but was beaten by the cashier.

Hey, at least the cashier didn't have a shotgun.
Otherwise the store could've ended up in ruins from shooting one of the pumps.

I guess so. Why must stupidity be so enjoyable?

I've seen footage of someone who was robbing a bank. He got it off without a hitch, and was on his way out, and got stuck in the revolving door. For an hour.

HiveNet wrote:I've seen footage of someone who was robbing a bank. He got it off without a hitch, and was on his way out, and got stuck in the revolving door. For an hour.

That got me thinking: "What if Buddy the Elf committed his first crime?"
Buddy: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
*retrieves money*
Buddy: THANK YOU!...SING LOTS OF CAROLS!
*runs through a revolving door*
*spins around in it until he vomits*
*does it again until the cops show up*
Cops: YOU'RE SURROUNDED! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
Buddy: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO!

Thar, imagine this. What if Spongebob robbed a store.
Spongebob: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY OR I'LL BLOW!
*takes money*
Spongebob: You didn't see anything.
*blows bubbles in an attempt to escape, but gets some in his eyes*
Spongebob: AHHHHHH!
*bumps into a nearby cop*
Cop: FREEZE!
Spongebob: OK Patrick.
*is taken away by the cop*

Striker wrote:Thar, imagine this. What if Spongebob robbed-

Its funny, they did that in an episode.
He ended up making a withdraw at the bank.

I forgot about that. How about a somewhat successful money grab?

One time in history class me and my friend got a girl to believe Fredrick Douglas played for the Heat.

A girl in my school was convinced that the South Pole was a tropical holiday destination................

That is stupid. I kinda feel sorry for them.

A girl in my school thought Europe was a country.....

I forget the whole situation, buuuut...

A girl in... 7th or 8th Grade thought you could drive to Germany in a bus.

My sister's a bit of a ditz. She said Russia was a tropical island.
And the other day, she said Abraham Lincoln was the 2nd president. When she saw me and a friend give her looks, she was then unsure if Lincoln was a president to begin with.