I wouldn't mind maining it in mono-Red, although it's debatable. Mono-Reid's a bit slower since it's all about devotion now, and this provides the consistency and straight-to-the-face power that Purphoros doesn't immediately give. Certainly good against against Obzedat and Blood Baron. It also one-shots every planeswalker in the format except Vraska.
What the format needs is a Shock for 6 damage instead of 5. 6 is the magic number this format.
On the plus side, that last clause is pretty weird, so it must be part of a cycle. I'm guessing the blue one features the art of the woman making a massive square cut out in the sky.
I survived a week in Spain's Basque country with about three years worth of Spanish in my head. I count that as victory.
The Time Spiral thing was also a cycle. Blue one will probably end up being broke. Or if becomes a counterspell, that might be really, really interesting.