[Pauper T2] Weirdest deck I've ever made [NEED FU-URGENT-CKING HELP]

Creatures [22]
4 Deputy of Acquittals
4 Elvish Visionary
4 Centaur Healer
4 Azorius Arrester
3 Seraph of Dawn
3 Gatecreeper Vine

Spells [16]
3 Cloudshift
3 Think Twice
2 Negate
2 Wildwood Rebirth
2 Ghostly Flicker
2 Essence Scatter
2 Gravepurge

Lands [22]
5 Plains
4 Forest
3 Selesnya Guildgate
3 Azorius Guildgate
3 Simic Guildgate
2 Island
2 Orzhov Guildgate

Problems:
1) It plays solitaire. (Is smooth and all, but does nothing in the end)
2) No win con.

I need to fix this before Saturday, or I'm stuck with boring UB Control. Help.