Who the heck is this guy?

Yo, I'm Kirk Thornton. Or you can call me Xiahou Dun. Or DanteSparda. Or Devil's Advocate. if you ever want to know why I went with my past names and picked what I did, don't bother. I don't respond to PMs.

With that being said, I'm a jerk. No really, I am. I have zero patience and don't like cute stuff. I let my giant pirate sword do all of the talking for me. If you make an account named "Guan Yu", I will, FOR REAL, hunt you down until the end of your living days.

I heard about this site from a couple of friends of mine, so I just had to join the dickriding bandwagon because I have no life like that.

I work, unlike 96% of the people on here. Every weekday I get off at 12:00 (that is, my time), drive to a restaurant that genuinely insults the zombies in Resident Evil because it's so dead, get paid $10, drive home, fap, and then come on here.

I don't have many friends on here, but that's because, well, screw you. And friendship.

I hope to be buried with a tombstone that says "f***ing LOVED DEMETORI" with "Innumerable Eyes" blasting as the funeral music.

Well, I guess that's all for now. Don't pester me continuously or I may just end up slicing you in half. Your call.

I'm gonna call you Kirk from now on.

... Welcome to the Forums?

y so serious?

Welche wrote:I'm gonna call you Kirk from now on.

Cool, dude. Glad to see you still haven't kicked the bucket yet.

Queen wrote:

y so serious?

Because that's the kind of person I am.

I'm not kidding with that Guan Yu thing.

BTW, who are/were you on YCM?

DanteSparda wrote:

Queen wrote:
y so serious?

Because that's the kind of person I am.

I'm not kidding with that Guan Yu thing.

BTW, who are/were you on YCM?

iCherry

Kicked the bucket?

Queen wrote:
iCherry

Okay. Gotcha.

Welche wrote:Kicked the bucket?

Dead. Gone. Left. Up and went. Gave up.

I could go on, but I think you know what I mean.

Not much to give up on. Not on YCM except when people are being total idiots and so I make an alt, but I'm still on DN, DN forums, Pojo, SummaXR, r/yugioh, this place and I'm writing a Volcanic's blog. Still active in the yugioh community.

Welcome to CGC Dante

Hello Captain Kirk.

Welcome to the Forums.

We will love and tolerate the sh*t out of you.

Princess Kitty wrote:Hello Captain Kirk.

No.

Princess Kitty wrote:Welcome to the Forums.

We will love and tolerate the sh*t out of you.

I've heard that line before, but I don't remember where it's from.

DanteSparda wrote:

Princess Kitty wrote:Hello Captain Kirk.

No.

Yes.

DanteSparda wrote:

Princess Kitty wrote:Welcome to the Forums.

We will love and tolerate the sh*t out of you.

I've heard that line before, but I don't remember where it's from.

My little pony.

Welcome.

parsee's theme is slightly better

I bet you just wear that eyepatch to get the girls.

If you get this Kirk I will officially give you a badge.