[DGM] Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker

> Teysa walks on a walking stick, is a 4/4
> Mirko is a badass flying bloodsucking vampire, is a 2/4

Mirko is so awful. It's a 2/4 flier with Mind Funeral Cipher'd onto it.


Also, this is the token Emmara makes.

Awwwwww... he's bad... Not Szadek bad, but still bad.

Mind Funeral on stick...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

Clearly, he was made as female and gay fan service. He's got abs of steel, dude.

Although, it was clear he was going to have a 'When ~ deals combat damage to a player" trigger. He's a Vampire, no less.

.Rai wrote:Clearly, he was made as female and gay fan service. He's got abs of steel, dude.

Then they should try harder

But even then, did it have to be something so boring?

Yutaka wrote:

.Rai wrote:Clearly, he was made as female and gay fan service. He's got abs of steel, dude.

Then they should try harder

But even then, did it have to be something so boring?

Yeah, he's a disturbingly boring Legendary creature. He could have least been a 4/4 or something :C

But being a 4/4 would mean half the time he'd outrace his own mill.

This is just bad, boring design.

And Still I will hate it so much in my friend's LAzav EDH

If it were 4 CMC, it would be a lot more problematic.

5 just kills the man.