Rank 5
Prolly Beast/Xyz/Effect
2 Level 5 "ZW" monsters
When this card is Xyz Summoned, if you control a face-up "Number C39: Utopia Ray", this card becomes an Equip Card, equip it to "Number C39: Utopia Ray". This card's effect cannot be negated by the effects of other cards. The equipped monster gains 3000 ATK. If this card is an Equip Card due to this effect, once per turn, during Main Phase 2, the equipped monster can attack. Once per turn, negate the effects of an opponent's monster and halve that monster's ATK.
Because I just saw the episode and found this absolutely hilarious.