Lets all create a third Un-set.

Just for fun I thought each of us could create a card that could be put in a possible third un set.

I was thinking of a card that would make fun of words that magic players constantly use.



Name-Forbidden Words

Enchantment

Cost-3UU

Ablility-Whenever your opponent says the words , Untap,Tap, Attack ,Play, Counter , Sacrifice, or Draw you may draw one card.

Card Game Theatrics
Enchantment
WW
-Flash
-Target Player must gallantly announce and read out the effect of their cards and moves for the remainder of the duel.

Name-Screeching Voicbox

Cost-1B

Artifact

Declare one word: Whenever your opponent loses a life they must scream that word out loud. If they dont they sacrifice a permanent they control.



So many fun things to do with this

I like your idea, Jordan xD

Liliana's Punch 1B
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant Player
Whenever enchanted player discards a card, you may say "One down, X to go", where X is the number of cards in enchanted player's hand. If you do, draw a card.

Name-

Cost-

Instant 10U

Whenever your oponent searches there libray you may say "Hey why should you have all the fun" and cast this card without paying it' mana cost.

Search you libray for a card and put it onto the battlefield.


Use this to search for ommniscience!

Patient but Violent Mother
0
Legendary Creature - Human Spirit
Patient but Violent Mother is Black and White.
Whenever a player would sacrifice a creature, or a creature would be sent to the graveyard that player creates 1 "One more Turn Mom" Token that is treated as a Basic Land with the following ability: "Tap: Minus 1 from your Mana Pool and lose 1 life."
When a player controls 3 or more "One more Turn Mom"s they lose the game.
If Patient but Violent Mother is removed from the Field, the player who removed it either by battle (including damage from blocking) or spell loses the game.
0/1

... I am so going to hell.

Cold a**
(U)
Creature - Donkey
During your Untap step, toss a coin and call it. if you call it wrong, Cold a** does not untap.
1/1

Junon wrote:Cold a**
(U)
Creature - Donkey
During your Untap step, toss a coin and call it. if you call it wrong, Cold a** does not untap.
1/1

They were the animals of the last unset, Chickens were taken as well.

We need something new. What joke animal will it be this time?

DDae's Memorial {50}{1/2}{P}
Enchantment
({P} can be paid by either playing with your hand revealed or exiling your graveyard}
Whenever a player looks at his or her hand, deal damage to the player equal to the number of fingers he or she has.

Jordan-The Manamancer wrote:

Junon wrote:Cold a**
(U)
Creature - Donkey
During your Untap step, toss a coin and call it. if you call it wrong, Cold a** does not untap.
1/1

They were the animals of the last unset, Chickens were taken as well.

We need something new. What joke animal will it be this time?

Worms. Crabs.

Interesting fact: There is no card in MtG that begins with Aa.

Therefore, we should have Aardvarks.

.Rai wrote:Interesting fact: There is no card in MtG that begins with Aa.

Therefore, we should have Aardvarks.

Hmm I like this idea. Lets go with it

.Rai wrote:Interesting fact: There is no card in MtG that begins with Aa.

Therefore, we should have Aardvarks.

Great idea, let's do it.

Aardvark a** B
Snow Creature - Donkey
7/7

Stop doing that!
3BW
enchantment
Every time your opponent says "Hmm" or "uhh" you may say "Stop that!" and return target Permanent from your Graveyard to the Battlefield.

Liliana's Secret Sex File 2BB
Sorcery
You can play Liliana's Secret Sex File without paying its mana cost if any player is a Virgin.
Liliana's Secret Sex File does X damage to target creature or player for each time you have been getting laid. (A player playing this card cannot lie into how many damage it can do.)

Yes I went there...>_<

-Griselbrand- wrote:Liliana's Secret Sex File 2BB
Sorcery
You can play Liliana's Secret Sex File without paying its mana cost if any player is a Virgin.
Liliana's Secret Sex File does X damage to target creature or player for each time you have been getting laid. (A player playing this card cannot lie into how many damage it can do.)

Yes I went there...>_<

You obviously must be a virgin then
Kidden, but why go there?

DDae wrote:

-Griselbrand- wrote:Liliana's Secret Sex File 2BB
Sorcery
You can play Liliana's Secret Sex File without paying its mana cost if any player is a Virgin.
Liliana's Secret Sex File does X damage to target creature or player for each time you have been getting laid. (A player playing this card cannot lie into how many damage it can do.)

Yes I went there...>_<

You obviously must be a virgin then
Kidden, but why go there?

Becuase Liliana obviously...I mean she + Sex...is like...well you know lol

And IDK I might make stuff about our lovely planeswalkers hobbies so...why not...XD

-Griselbrand- wrote:Liliana's Secret Sex File 2BB
Sorcery
You can play Liliana's Secret Sex File without paying its mana cost if any player is a Virgin.
Liliana's Secret Sex File does X damage to target creature or player for each time you have been getting laid. (A player playing this card cannot lie into how many damage it can do.)

Yes I went there...>_<

..okay, this is crazy. xD

Okay now were makin an un set All these wakky cards Ive gotta make one now.

Mateless Xoid
UU
Creature - Decapoidian
When Mateless Xoid is targeted, sacrifice it and end the current turn immediately.
"Friends, what friends? They all mated and expelled their reproductive jelly without me... *cries hysterically* I'm all aloooooone."
2/2

So the overall theme of this third unset is Ardvarks and making fun of popular ideas about the playerbase and generaly what players ussualy do in the game.

Annoying Aggrivating Alliteration Aviation Aardvark(3WW)
Annoyance - Creature
3/3
Haste, Trample
You can cast Annoying Aggrivating Alliteration Aviation Aardvark without paying it's Mana Cost if you read it's name(correctly) 3
times in a row.
GAME JUDGE RULING:
IF A PLAYER STOPS TALKING FOR MORE THAN 1 SECOND, IT DOESN'T COUNT.
IF A PLAYER MUMBLES UP A WORD, IT DOESN'T COUNT. THEY MUST SAY IT CLEARLY.
"You're probably glad it's not Annoying Aggrivating Alliteration Aviation Alliance Alligator Aardvark. -R&D"

You mean Aardvark?

Chandra Ablaze wrote:You mean Aardvark?

close enough.

Am I alone in actually finding that name ridiculously easy to say?

Chandra Ablaze wrote:Am I alone in actually finding that name ridiculously easy to say?

but can you do it 3 times fast without stopping for more than a second?